Showing posts with label Rage Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rage Comics. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Thank You, Scumbag Steve!

SPOILER ALERT: This post is a long and bitter rant about a certain Scumbag Steve that I know. So be warned!

But before I start my rant, lemme just congratulate myself for being so productive the whole day. (Commence clapping)


Anyway, I was supposed to label this post with "Reality Check, Scumbag Steve!" But then I decided against it when I realized that it was a little defensive and bitter-sounding. And I'm not really sure why I'm blogging about this. (My to-do list is practically screaming at me right. Too much stress! LOL)


I wasn't really going to but I can't help it. Somehow, I need to let it out. I guess because even if my anger already subsided, I'm still feeling indignant about it.

Okay, here it goes....

My friend(let's call her Herpina) and I were walking down the street when she remembered she need to tell me something about Scumbag Steve.





That Derp is definitely a Scumbag Steve!
Never mind that it was too conceited and arrogant for him to say that.
The fact is - we're friends!

So all this time, that's how he see me as - his groupie?!?
So he thinks that I'm still holding the torch for him after all these years?!?
So he thinks that the reason why I've been single for a long time is because I'm painstakingly waiting for him?!?


Just because I'm not dating anyone at the moment means that I'm making myself available only for him! The nerve! Seriously, he can wake up any moment now.
You know it wouldn't be a big deal for me if we're not friends. But we are.
So to learn that he said something like that makes me feel offended and insulted.
So not worthy of my frienship.


Anyway, he can dream all he wants but I know the truth.. heheheh











Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Rage Comics Presents: Burning Love Handles The Groovy Way Part II

And the saga continues...

Meanwhile at Roselle's house...


So, off to Apozaga we went..




Okay, I think we've established by now that we're really bored. Now what?




Then go straight to the point!


Let's light up the dance floor and party like a rock star...



And so the night ends. Hahah. Just kidding. Making a rage comic out of every scene is kinda hard and time-consuming. So let's leave it at that for now.

All in all, it was a great night. I had a blast and I burned a day's worth of calories. Needless to say, I was too spent and too exhausted to work on my articles. And again, it brings us to the age-old question: What else is new?











Sunday, January 15, 2012

Rage Comics Presents: Burning Love Handles The Groovy Way

I'm suffering from a bad case of blogger's block. I can't seem to find the right words. And since I wasn't able to take pictures of our night out yesterday, I'll use rage comics to blog about the events. Enjoy!

Characters:

Perlito as Derpton
Roselle as Herpina
Yours Truly as Derpina


It was 5:00 in the afternoon yesterday and I was busy updating my blogs when....



Two hours later at Remi Field.....


Meanwhile at the other side of the tracks....


The reason why I came in the first place...


The night is young and so are we..


Crap! It's already 2:00am and I'm already sleepy. So...